August 2012
July 2012
The best response we've heard to Daniel Tosh's...
imjustsarahcate:
atra-feathers:
Editor’s note: By now, you’ve probably heard about the terrible (because it’s all too common) incident that happened recently at the Hollywood Laugh Factory between comedian Daniel Tosh and a female audience member who was vocal about her displeasure with Tosh defending rape jokes in his stand-up act.
Tosh, who is known for his over-the-line comedy, both live...
The 12 princes rescuing their princess
derpastrology:
2 tags
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
4 tags
proper v improper ways to bind; THIS IS IMPORTANT.
peegan:
After looking around the tags regarding binding, I’ve noticed a lot of people talking about binding with ace bandages and packing/duct tape, and for those who ask for recommendations they’re getting those methods suggested. STOP AND READ THIS BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT THOSE METHODS, PLEASE.
“How to Chest Bind Safely
The first step in learning how to bind safely is finding about what’s not...
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love
shadow-purple:
asslenko:
mormondad:
obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter
obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder
caw caw motherfucker
3 tags
welshed:
Wolf Like Me | Lera Lynn (TV on the...
2 tags
What if, say, everyone on Tumblr donated 100... →
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
downeyjr-hiddleston:
deatheaterdisco:
Does anyone realize how many lives that would save?
How many people that would feed?
How much hope that would give?
100 grains of rice is just 10 correct questions.
DO IT. NOW.
You don’t have to pay any money or anything
do it. come on, save some people.
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
5 tags
natebenjamin:
Sometimes I think it might be helpful for those questioning their gender to take a step back from tumblr where it’s so easy to get wrapped up in being part of specific communities (namely the FTM community) and really try to think about everything within the context of your day to day life and not so much the internet world. I know it can be an immense help to “virtually” surround...
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Note Card Wisdom
thefrogman:
4 tags
